rpgpt/assets/drama.mdesk

[
	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Bill]},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Hehehe! Quit quant, a peasant from the mortal realm!", to: Bill},
	{enum: NPC_Bill         , dialog: "No...Please! Stay away from me! Who the Hell are you!", thoughts: "I'm kind of mad, and this Jester guy is kind of an asshole"},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Poor Bill, I'm sure your ex-wife says the same..."},
	{enum: NPC_Bill         , dialog: "You evil BASTARD!! What is this place???", thoughts: "I hate the Jester because he dissed my ex-wife. And, he's being all vague and condescending. I would punch him if I could"},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "I'll leave that for you to find out ;)", action: ACT_causes_testicular_torsion},
	{enum: NPC_Bill         , dialog: "AUGGHGHHH!!! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE", thoughts: "SCREW THIS JESTER GUY HE FUCKED WITH MY NUTS" },
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "That's just a taste of what's to come! Bye bye~", action: ACT_undoes_testicular_torsion},
	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_TheBlacksmith]},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "A fine strong man you are, mister meld!"},
	{enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "I'll take any complement I can get, but you suddenly knowing my name is pretty weird dude.", thoughts: "This Jester looking guy gives me the creeps..."},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "A strong man needs strong metal...Some magic magnetic fish could do the trick! They'd pick up all the river iron"},
	{enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "You know what I'll bite, where do I get this fish.", thoughts: "I can't believe business is so poor that I'm stopping to this..."},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Come now, follow me..."},
	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_TheBlacksmith, NPC_Edeline]},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Edeline, fine enchantress. This blacksmith has asked for your hand in marriage if you would enchant these fish for him"},
	{enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Y-yes...", thoughts: "THAT BASTARD! It'd be too awkward to back out now..."},
	{enum: NPC_Edeline      , dialog: "Oh my gosh! I leap with joy! I see much joy in our future, Meld.", thoughts: "I really hope he doesn't back out, I'm tired of being the crazy town spinster!"},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "The fish!"},
	{enum: NPC_Edeline      , dialog: "AH! Of course, here you are then!", thoughts: "I have no idea what these magnetic fish would be good for...", action: "ACT_enchant_fish"},
	{enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Finally, maybe this will help me replenish my metal reserves", thoughts: "I have no idea where all my metal went. I wonder if somebody stole it"},
	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Blue]},
	{enum: NPC_Blue         , dialog: "What the-my rod! These fish broke my fishing rod! Why are they glowing???", thoughts: "I'll be destroyed in the free market if I don't figure this out!"},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Ho-ho! You know, if you want your rod to get done in split, Meld's anvil's got plenty reserves..."},
	{enum: NPC_Blue         , dialog: "Are you saying I should steal, betray the trust of Meld, just so my company makes more money? Sold!", thoughts: "Meld's fault for not hiring private security!"},
	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Blue, NPC_TheBlacksmith]},
	{enum: NPC_Blue         , dialog: "Hey meld, what's that shiny thing over there?", thoughts: "Time to steal me an iron pole for my iron ROD!"},
	{enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Hm?", thoughts: "What is it now...."},
	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Blue]},
	{enum: NPC_Blue         , dialog: "Hehehe...", thoughts: "EASY!", action: "ACT_steal_iron_pole"},
	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Blue, NPC_TheBlacksmith]},
	{enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "There wasn't anything over there?", thoughts: "What does this guy think he's doing?"},
	{enum: NPC_Blue         , dialog: "Don't worry about it man! You have a good one", thoughts: "PEACE OF CAKE!"},
	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Davis]},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "You know Davis, I can promise you fortune and power beyond your comprehension if you assist me in my antics. I mean to bring devastation to this town"},
	{enum: NPC_Davis        , dialog: "...", speech: "This jester guy reminds me of when I was younger."},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Cat got your tongue?"},
	{enum: NPC_Davis        , dialog: "You need friends so badly, mister jester, that you resort to disgusting party tricks and trivial annoyance? I will not allow this.", thoughts: "He can stare me down all he wants, all he'll find is a blank mirror."},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Careful there, diogenes! I've got more knives than you fingers!"},
	{enum: NPC_Davis        , dialog: "Petty violence means nothing to me. Can't you see where you end? At nothing, where you began.", thoughts: "I am empty of everything."},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Have it your way! I'll be in touch..."},
	{enum: NPC_Davis        , dialog: "If you bring me death, I welcome it. If you bring me victory, I am unperturbed. If you return, I will have your head, no matter the cost.", thoughts: "It really is a nice day out today."},

	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Red]},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Red, everybody in this town is a capitalist, and you must overthrow them!"},
	{enum: NPC_Red          , dialog: "What?? This is an OUTRAGE!", thoughts: "CAPITALIST PIGS!"},

	{can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_TheKing]},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Silly king, you think you have power? Your townsfolk are sure to revolt..."},
	{enum: NPC_TheKing      , dialog: "This is unacceptable...you must tell me more.", thoughts: "If this jester lies I will destroy him."},
	{enum: NPC_Jester       , dialog: "Blue and Red are spouting free-will propaganda, tarnishing your position. Meld is disgusted by what your tarriffs impose on him, and Esmerelda fortells of doom and chaos to fall upon your kingdom."},
	{enum: NPC_TheKing      , dialog: "This is dire indeed...I will have to think on this. Thank you, Jester, for the warning.", thoughts: "I must remain calm and collected, even in the sightlines of such terrible danger to my kingdom."},
]