diff --git a/assets/drama.mdesk b/assets/drama.mdesk index 6b2a57f..bfd7f93 100644 --- a/assets/drama.mdesk +++ b/assets/drama.mdesk @@ -1,54 +1,63 @@ [ {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Bill]}, {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Hehehe! Quit quant, a peasant from the mortal realm!", to: Bill}, - {enum: NPC_Bill , dialog: "No...Please! Stay away from me! Who the Hell are you!", thoughts: "I'm kind of mad, and this Jester guy is kind of an asshole"}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Poor Bill, I'm sure your ex-wife says the same..."}, - {enum: NPC_Bill , dialog: "You evil BASTARD!! What is this place???", thoughts: "I hate the Jester because he dissed my ex-wife. And, he's being all vague and condescending. I would punch him if I could"}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "I'll leave that for you to find out ;)", action: ACT_causes_testicular_torsion}, - {enum: NPC_Bill , dialog: "AUGGHGHHH!!! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE", thoughts: "SCREW THIS JESTER GUY HE FUCKED WITH MY NUTS" }, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "That's just a taste of what's to come! Bye bye~", action: ACT_undoes_testicular_torsion}, + {enum: NPC_Bill , dialog: "No...Please! Stay away from me! Who the Hell are you!", thoughts: "I'm kind of mad, and this Jester guy is kind of an asshole", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Poor Bill, I'm sure your ex-wife says the same...", to: Bill}, + {enum: NPC_Bill , dialog: "You evil BASTARD!! What is this place???", thoughts: "I hate the Jester because he dissed my ex-wife. And, he's being all vague and condescending. I would punch him if I could", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "I'll leave that for you to find out ;)", action: ACT_causes_testicular_torsion, to: Bill}, + {enum: NPC_Bill , dialog: "AUGGHGHHH!!! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE", thoughts: "SCREW THIS JESTER GUY HE FUCKED WITH MY NUTS", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "That's just a taste of what's to come! Bye bye~", action: ACT_undoes_testicular_torsion, to: Bill}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_TheBlacksmith]}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "A fine strong man you are, mister meld!"}, - {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "I'll take any complement I can get, but you suddenly knowing my name is pretty weird dude.", thoughts: "This Jester looking guy gives me the creeps..."}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "A strong man needs strong metal...Some magic magnetic fish could do the trick! They'd pick up all the river iron"}, - {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "You know what I'll bite, where do I get this fish.", thoughts: "I can't believe business is so poor that I'm stopping to this..."}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Come now, follow me..."}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "A fine strong man you are, mister meld!", to: TheBlacksmith}, + {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "I'll take any complement I can get, but you suddenly knowing my name is pretty weird dude.", thoughts: "This Jester looking guy gives me the creeps...", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "A strong man needs strong metal...Some magic magnetic fish could do the trick! They'd pick up all the river iron", to: TheBlacksmith }, + {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "You know what I'll bite, where do I get this fish.", thoughts: "I can't believe business is so poor that I'm stopping to this...", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Come now, follow me...", to: TheBlacksmith}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_TheBlacksmith, NPC_Edeline]}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Edeline, fine enchantress. This blacksmith has asked for your hand in marriage if you would enchant these fish for him"}, - {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Y-yes...", thoughts: "THAT BASTARD! It'd be too awkward to back out now..."}, - {enum: NPC_Edeline , dialog: "Oh my gosh! I leap with joy! I see much joy in our future, Meld.", thoughts: "I really hope he doesn't back out, I'm tired of being the crazy town spinster!"}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "The fish!"}, - {enum: NPC_Edeline , dialog: "AH! Of course, here you are then!", thoughts: "I have no idea what these magnetic fish would be good for...", action: "ACT_enchant_fish"}, - {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Finally, maybe this will help me replenish my metal reserves", thoughts: "I have no idea where all my metal went. I wonder if somebody stole it"}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Edeline, fine enchantress. This blacksmith has asked for your hand in marriage if you would enchant these fish for him", to: Edeline}, + {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Y-yes...", thoughts: "THAT BASTARD! It'd be too awkward to back out now...", to: Edeline}, + {enum: NPC_Edeline , dialog: "Oh my gosh! I leap with joy! I see much joy in our future, Meld.", thoughts: "I really hope he doesn't back out, I'm tired of being the crazy town spinster!", to: Meld}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "The fish!", to: Edeline}, + {enum: NPC_Edeline , dialog: "AH! Of course, here you are then!", thoughts: "I have no idea what these magnetic fish would be good for...", action: "ACT_enchant_fish", to: Meld}, + {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Finally, maybe this will help me replenish my metal reserves", thoughts: "I have no idea where all my metal went. I wonder if somebody stole it", to: Edeline}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Blue]}, {enum: NPC_Blue , dialog: "What the-my rod! These fish broke my fishing rod! Why are they glowing???", thoughts: "I'll be destroyed in the free market if I don't figure this out!"}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Ho-ho! You know, if you want your rod to get done in split, Meld's anvil's got plenty reserves..."}, - {enum: NPC_Blue , dialog: "Are you saying I should steal, betray the trust of Meld, just so my company makes more money? Sold!", thoughts: "Meld's fault for not hiring private security!"}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Ho-ho! You know, if you want your rod to get done in split, Meld's anvil's got plenty reserves...", to: Blue}, + {enum: NPC_Blue , dialog: "Are you saying I should steal, betray the trust of Meld, just so my company makes more money? Sold!", thoughts: "Meld's fault for not hiring private security!", to: Jester}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Blue, NPC_TheBlacksmith]}, - {enum: NPC_Blue , dialog: "Hey meld, what's that shiny thing over there?", thoughts: "Time to steal me an iron pole for my iron ROD!"}, - {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Hm?", thoughts: "What is it now...."}, + {enum: NPC_Blue , dialog: "Hey meld, what's that shiny thing over there?", thoughts: "Time to steal me an iron pole for my iron ROD!", to: Meld}, + {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "Hm?", thoughts: "What is it now....", to: Blue}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Blue]}, {enum: NPC_Blue , dialog: "Hehehe...", thoughts: "EASY!", action: "ACT_steal_iron_pole"}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Blue, NPC_TheBlacksmith]}, - {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "There wasn't anything over there?", thoughts: "What does this guy think he's doing?"}, - {enum: NPC_Blue , dialog: "Don't worry about it man! You have a good one", thoughts: "PEACE OF CAKE!"}, + {enum: NPC_TheBlacksmith, dialog: "There wasn't anything over there?", thoughts: "What does this guy think he's doing?", to: Blue}, + {enum: NPC_Blue , dialog: "Don't worry about it man! You have a good one", thoughts: "PEACE OF CAKE!", to: TheBlacksmith}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Davis]}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "You know Davis, I can promise you fortune and power beyond your comprehension if you assist me in my antics. I mean to bring devastation to this town"}, - {enum: NPC_Davis , dialog: "...", speech: "This jester guy reminds me of when I was younger."}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Cat got your tongue?"}, - {enum: NPC_Davis , dialog: "You need friends so badly, mister jester, that you resort to disgusting party tricks and trivial annoyance? I will not allow this.", thoughts: "He can stare me down all he wants, all he'll find is a blank mirror."}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Careful there, diogenes! I've got more knives than you fingers!"}, - {enum: NPC_Davis , dialog: "Petty violence means nothing to me. Can't you see where you end? At nothing, where you began.", thoughts: "I am empty of everything."}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Have it your way! I'll be in touch..."}, - {enum: NPC_Davis , dialog: "If you bring me death, I welcome it. If you bring me victory, I am unperturbed. If you return, I will have your head, no matter the cost.", thoughts: "It really is a nice day out today."}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "You know Davis, I can promise you fortune and power beyond your comprehension if you assist me in my antics. I mean to bring devastation to this town", to: Davis}, + {enum: NPC_Davis , dialog: "...", speech: "This jester guy reminds me of when I was younger.", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Cat got your tongue?", to: Davis}, + {enum: NPC_Davis , dialog: "You need friends so badly, mister jester, that you resort to disgusting party tricks and trivial annoyance? I will not allow this.", thoughts: "He can stare me down all he wants, all he'll find is a blank mirror.", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Careful there, diogenes! I've got more knives than you fingers!", to: Davis}, + {enum: NPC_Davis , dialog: "Petty violence means nothing to me. Can't you see where you end? At nothing, where you began.", thoughts: "I am empty of everything.", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Have it your way! I'll be in touch...", to: Davis}, + {enum: NPC_Davis , dialog: "If you bring me death, I welcome it. If you bring me victory, I am unperturbed. If you return, I will have your head, no matter the cost.", thoughts: "It really is a nice day out today.", to: Jester}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Red]}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Red, everybody in this town is a capitalist, and you must overthrow them!"}, - {enum: NPC_Red , dialog: "What?? This is an OUTRAGE!", thoughts: "CAPITALIST PIGS!"}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Red, everybody in this town is a capitalist, and you must overthrow them!", to: Red}, + {enum: NPC_Red , dialog: "What?? This is an OUTRAGE!", thoughts: "CAPITALIST PIGS!", to: Jester}, {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_TheKing]}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Silly king, you think you have power? Your townsfolk are sure to revolt..."}, - {enum: NPC_TheKing , dialog: "This is unacceptable...you must tell me more.", thoughts: "If this jester lies I will destroy him."}, - {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Blue and Red are spouting free-will propaganda, tarnishing your position. Meld is disgusted by what your tarriffs impose on him, and Esmerelda fortells of doom and chaos to fall upon your kingdom."}, - {enum: NPC_TheKing , dialog: "This is dire indeed...I will have to think on this. Thank you, Jester, for the warning.", thoughts: "I must remain calm and collected, even in the sightlines of such terrible danger to my kingdom."}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Silly king, you think you have power? Your townsfolk are sure to revolt...", to: TheKing}, + {enum: NPC_TheKing , dialog: "This is unacceptable...you must tell me more.", thoughts: "If this jester lies I will destroy him.", to: Jester}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Blue and Red are spouting free-will propaganda, tarnishing your position. Meld is disgusted by what your tarriffs impose on him, and Esmerelda fortells of doom and chaos to fall upon your kingdom.", to: TheKing}, + {enum: NPC_TheKing , dialog: "This is dire indeed...I will have to think on this. Thank you, Jester, for the warning.", thoughts: "I must remain calm and collected, even in the sightlines of such terrible danger to my kingdom.", to: Jester}, + + {can_hear: [NPC_Jester, NPC_Door]}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Open, sesame!", to: Door}, + {enum: NPC_Door , dialog: "DENIED. SAY THE WORDS", to: Jester, thoughts: "I MUST PROTECT."}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "What words?", to: Door}, + {enum: NPC_Door , dialog: "UKNOWN. DATA PRIVATE", to: Jester, thoughts: "I MUST NEVER UTTER THE WORDS."}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Cmon... don't want to spit it out?", to: Door}, + {enum: NPC_Door , dialog: "EVIL PRESENCE. DEFILE INNARDS, YOU WILL. DENIED. SAY THE WORDS", to: Jester, thoughts: "HE MUST NOT KNOW"}, + {enum: NPC_Jester , dialog: "Sad! I'll have to find another way...", to: Door}, ]