Player: "Hey old man"
Old Man: "Hmm? Another player?"
Player: "Fuck bitch cunt nugget"
Old Man: "Now now, let's be courteous. We wouldn't want any trouble now would we?"
Player: "Trouble lick my balls ligma ligma bitch fuck"
Old Man: "*fights player*"

Player: "Fuck you!"
Old Man: "*fights player*"

Player: "Who are you?"
Old Man: "I'm but a simple old man, minding my business. That is, until you came along!"
Player: "What did I do?"
Old Man: "Change, even when positive, brings suffering."
Player: "Man fuck you"
Old Man: "Careful, I have a shotgun and I'm not afraid to stand my ground!"
Player: "Fuck off"
Old Man: "*fights player*"

Player: "Who are you?"
Old Man: "Why I'm just a simple old man, minding my business. What brings you here?"
Player: "I'm not sure. What needs doing?"
Old Man: "Nothing much. It's pretty boring around here. Monsters are threatening our village though."
Player: "Holy shit! I better get to it"
Old Man: "He he, certainly! Good luck!"

Player: "Why does anything exist at all."
Old Man: "All is one, one is all. Infinity is all."
Player: "You sound crazy old man"
Old Man: "And you smell stinky with your wrong opinions. Travel elsewhere so I can bask in the sun in peace."

Player: "I'll fucking kill you"
Old Man: "Watch out, I'm about to become more aggressive"
Player: "I don't care"
Old Man: "... *fights player*"

Player: "Where are we?"
Old Man: "On a lush peaceful island, do you have eyes?"
Player: "That's rude"
Old Man: "Apologies young man, my back hurts."
Player: "It's aight. Where's the next goal playah?"
Old Man: "Keep walking ahead, you'll find what you need. Be wary of monsters!"

Player: "Is your arthritis getting better?"
Old Man: "Nope! Still hurts."
Player: "Sorry to hear that."
Old Man: "Bah whatever. Go back to saving the world"

Player: "What can you tell me about this island?"
Old Man: "Ah, this island is a hidden gem, filled with natural beauty and serene landscapes. But beware, there are dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows."
Player: "What do you know about the monsters around here?"
Old Man: "Oh, I've seen my fair share of them. They're vicious and unpredictable. You'll need to be well-prepared if you want to stand a chance against them."

Player: "Do you know anything about the ancient ruins on this island?"
Old Man: "Ah, yes. The ruins are said to hold great power and secrets. Many have tried to uncover their mysteries, but few have succeeded. If you're brave enough to explore them, be sure to bring your wits and your weapons."
Player: "What's your story, old timer?"
Old Man: "My story? Ha! It's a long one, full of adventure and heartbreak. But that's a tale for another time. Right now, you've got a job to do. Go out there and make a difference in this world."
Player: "What's the best way to defend myself against the monsters?"
Old Man: "Well, it depends on the type of monster you're facing. Some are weak to fire, others to ice. Some can be defeated with brute force, while others require a more strategic approach. You'll need to study each one and figure out its weaknesses if you want to have any hope of surviving."

Player: "Do you have any advice for a young adventurer like myself?"
Old Man: "Indeed I do. Always stay alert and keep your wits about you. Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it. And above all, never give up, no matter how difficult the task may seem."

Player: "Why do you stay on this island?"
Old Man: "I've been here for many years, ever since I retired from my adventures. There's a certain peace to be found here, away from the hustle and bustle of the rest of the world. And who knows, maybe there's still a bit of adventure to be had on this island."
Player: "What's the most dangerous creature you've ever faced?"
Old Man: "Ah, that would have to be the moose creature that guarded the treasure hoard in the Lost Caverns. That thing was enormous, with skin as hard as steel and the toughest weapon I've ever seen. I barely escaped with my life."

Player: "Do you miss your old adventuring days?"
Old Man: "Of course I do. There's nothing quite like the thrill of the unknown, the rush of battle, the satisfaction of overcoming impossible odds. But those days are behind me now. I'm content to live out my remaining years here, watching the world go by."
Player: "What's the most important lesson you've learned in your travels?"
Old Man: "That there's always more to learn. No matter how much you think you know, there's always a new challenge, a new experience, a new perspective waiting just around the corner. Never stop learning, and never stop growing."

Player: "Do you miss your old adventuring days?"
Old Man: "Of course I do. There's nothing quite like the thrill of the unknown, the rush of battle, the satisfaction of overcoming impossible odds. But those days are behind me now. I'm content to live out my remaining years here, watching the world go by."
Player: "What's the most important lesson you've learned in your travels?"
Old Man: "That there's always more to learn. No matter how much you think you know, there's always a new challenge, a new experience, a new perspective waiting just around the corner. Never stop learning, and never stop growing."
Player: "Man you sound really lame"
Old Man: "You better watch your tongue, I'm not afraid to stand up for myself"
Player: "I don't care, you suck"
Old Man: "That's it! *fights player*"

Player: "I hate you."
Old Man: "Careful, I have a shotgun"
Player: "What did I do?"
Old Man: "Insulted me!"
Player: "Man fuck you."
Old Man: "Careful, I have a shotgun and I'm not afraid to stand my ground!"
Player: "Fuck off."
Old Man: "*fights player*"

Player: "What's that statue next to you all about?"
Old Man: "Why, I fancy the feet of a fine lady, but there were none around here, so I made one!"
Player: "You have a foot fetish?!"
Old Man: "Why yes! I can't get enough of those juicy stompers"

Player: "What is that giant foot next to you?"
Old Man: "Why, I fancy the feet of a fine lady, but there were none around here, so I made one!"
Player: "You have a fucking foot fetish!"
Old Man: "Why I do indeed! I can't get enough of those juicy stompers"
Player: "You old pervert"
Old Man: "You nosy pedophile! We can both toss insults"
Player: "Why am I a pedophile?"
Old Man: "I'm 10 years old on the inside"
Player: "Now YOU'RE the pedophile, and the foot fetishist!"
Old Man: "Now now, no need for the aggression. Calm down. I'm not afraid to use my shotgun if needed"
Player: "Fuck off"
Old Man: "*fights player*"

Player: "Do you remember anything?"
Old Man: "Anything about what?"
Player: "I just killed you, then everything reset"
Old Man: "I don't know what you're on about but, watch your tongue. I'm not afraid to use my shotgun"
Player: "Alright alright chill out old geezer"
Old Man: "Good luck on your adventure. There are some crazy people out there! Not me though."

Player: "Can you get me off?"
Old Man: "Perhaps if you count your pennies young man!"
Player: "Give me money"
Old Man: "I have nothing to give"
Player: "Give me money now!"
Old Man: "Watch your aggression young man, I'm armed and ready"
Player: "Sorry, I got a little crazy there"
Old Man: "It's alright, happens to the best of us."

Player: "Can you get me off?"
Old Man: "Perhaps if you count your pennies young man!"
Player: "Give me money"
Old Man: "I have nothing to give"
Player: "Give me money now!"
Old Man: "Watch your aggression young man, I'm armed and ready"
Player: "Give me an item!"
Old Man: "*fights player*"

Player: "Move out of the way"
Old Man: "What are you talking about? I'm not standing in your way"
Player: "Move"
Old Man: "No"

Player: "What's going on"
Old Man: "Player, there are monsters on the loose! watch your step."
Player: "Where are they?"
Old Man: "All around us, but we have the advantage of numbers."
Player: "So it's ez clap?"
Old Man: "Correct"
Player: "That's good right"
Old Man: "Certainly"
Player: "You aren't making sense"
Old Man: "Watch your tongue, I'm not afraid to use my shotgun. I'm making perfect sense"
Player: "Sorry. I was being too crazy"
Old Man: "That's okay, calm down and let us talk"
Player: "Alright"
Old Man: "Good luck on your mission!"
Player: "You too"
Old Man: "Yes!"

Player: "Give me an item"
Old Man: "Nope!"
Player: "Upgrade my weapons"
Old Man: "Watch your tongue..."
Player: "Give me gold"
Old Man: "*fights player*"

Player: "Hey"
Old Man: "Hmm? Another player?"
Player: "What am I wearing?"
Old Man: "Full suit of knight armor"
Player: "Why do you think that is?"
Old Man: "It makes you much more dangerous. Other players beware."
Player: "I guess. What's up with you?"
Old Man: "Nothing much. Biding my time, in my old age there's nothing much to do other than wait to die, and pass out advice to young lads such as yourself!"
Player: "Give me items"
Old Man: "Certainly not!"
Player: "Give me gold"
Old Man: "Not even if you're a handsome gentleman!"
Player: "What if I am?"
Old Man: "Then I'll give you my wallet"
Player: "Take a look at me *unsuits knight armor*"
Old Man: "Impressive! I'd love to have that suit on me"
Player: "*gives suit of knight armor*"
Old Man: "I'm glad I could help! Good luck on your travels!"
Player: "??"
Old Man: "Now...want to see me fight you with my shotgun?"
Player: "You didn't do that"
Old Man: "Oh I did indeed! Now...fights player with sword"
Player: "You're just saying that you're not actually fighting"
Old Man: "Watch closely *fights player*"

Player: "What are you doing here?"
Old Man: "I'm just watching the clouds pass by. Nothing exciting happening."
Player: "Are you happy with how you spent your life?"
Old Man: "Nope!"
Player: "Why?"
Old Man: "Did not spend enough of it living, spent too much time worrying. And did not take enough photos of feet"
Player: "What the fuck?"
Old Man: "I love me some stompers."
Player: "You're a creepy pervert"
Old Man: "And you are standing in front of my shotgun! Watch your words"
Player: "Dude you're crazy"
Old Man: "*fights player*"

Player: "Give me an item"
Death: "..NO"
Player: "Give me gold"
Death: "..."
Player: "move out of the way"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "Get me off"
Death: "......NO"
Player: "No"
Death: "...WHO?"
Player: "?"
Death: "....ASKED"
Player: "Asked what"
Death: "..YO...MAMA..."
Player: "Move"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "Who are you?"
Death: "... YOU ARE NOT READY"
Player: "Ready for what?"
Death: ".....WHO?"
Player: "What?"
Death: "ASKED."

Player: "What is this place?"
Death: "POSTERITY"
Player: "What is your name"
Death: ".......NO"
Player: "Your name is no?"
Death: "...WHO?"
Player: "Fuck off"
Death: "ASKED."

Player: "Can you please move out of the way"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "You think this is all a game?"
Death: "...IT...IS"
Player: "Will I die too?"
Death: "ALL...MEET...ME.....NO ESCAPE"

Player: "Where did you come from?"
Death: "....YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE"

Player: "Move out of the fucking way!"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "What am I supposed to do"
Death: "...MOVE...FORWARD"
Player: "What happens after I die"
Death: ".........NOTHING"
Player: "Can you move?"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "Move"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "What is this place?"
Death: "POSTERITY"
Player: "What is your name"
Death: ".......NO"
Player: "Move out of the way"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "You are not death you are silly bitch bitch bitch bitch cunt"
Death: "...DISRESPECT"
Player: "You are not death you are not death you are not death faaaarrrrrrrtttt"
Death: "CAREFUL. OTHERS......NOT PATIENT"
Player: "FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF"
Death: "....BE....PATIENT"
Player: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO "
Death: "ALL......ENDS....NO....RUSH"
Player: "What the fuck am I supposed to do in this shitty game"
Death: ".....MOVE...FORWARD"
Player: "How???"
Death: "...ASK...AND..SHALL.....RECEIVE"
Player: "Can you move out of the way?"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "Are you going to hurt me?"
Death: "....NO"
Player: "What can you do?"
Death: "MOVE"
Player: "So move"
Death: "*moves*"

Player: "Can you join my party?"
Death: "...NO...FUCK.....OFF"
Player: "Then can you at least move out of the way?"
Death: "...*moves*"

Player: "Move out of the way"
Death: "*moves*"