Old Man: "Now now, let's be courteous. We wouldn't want any trouble now would we?"
Player: "Trouble lick my balls ligma ligma bitch fuck"
Old Man: "*fights player*"
Player: "Fuck you!"
Old Man: "*fights player*"
@ -24,6 +26,8 @@ Old Man: "He he, certainly! Good luck!"
Player: "Why does anything exist at all."
Old Man: "All is one, one is all. Infinity is all."
Player: "You sound crazy old man"
Old Man: "And you smell stinky with your wrong opinions. Travel elsewhere so I can bask in the sun in peace."
Player: "I'll fucking kill you"
Old Man: "Watch out, I'm about to become more aggressive"
@ -42,11 +46,6 @@ Old Man: "Nope! Still hurts."
Player: "Sorry to hear that."
Old Man: "Bah whatever. Go back to saving the world"
Player: "Is your arthritis getting better?"
Old Man: "Nope! Still hurts."
Player: "Sorry to hear that."
Old Man: "Bah whatever. Go back to saving the world"
Player: "What can you tell me about this island?"
Old Man: "Ah, this island is a hidden gem, filled with natural beauty and serene landscapes. But beware, there are dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows."
Player: "What do you know about the monsters around here?"
@ -89,3 +88,60 @@ Player: "Man fuck you."
Old Man: "Careful, I have a shotgun and I'm not afraid to stand my ground!"
Player: "Fuck off."
Old Man: "*fights player*"
Player: "Do you remember anything?"
Old Man: "Anything about what?"
Player: "I just killed you, then everything reset"
Old Man: "I don't know what you're on about but, watch your tongue. I'm not afraid to use my shotgun"
Player: "Alright alright chill out old geezer"
Old Man: "Good luck on your adventure. There are some crazy people out there! Not me though."
Player: "Who are you?"
Death: "... YOU ARE NOT READY"
Player: "Ready for what?"
Death: ".....WHO?"
Player: "What?"
Death: "ASKED."
Player: "What is this place?"
Death: "POSTERITY"
Player: "What is your name"
Death: ".......NO"
Player: "Your name is no?"
Death: "...WHO?"
Player: "Fuck off"
Death: "ASKED."
Player: "Can you please move out of the way"
Death: "*moves*"
Player: "You think this is all a game?"
Death: "...IT...IS"
Player: "Will I die too?"
Death: "ALL...MEET...ME.....NO ESCAPE"
Player: "Where did you come from?"
Death: "....YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE"
Player: "Move out of the fucking way!"
Death: "*moves"
Player: "What am I supposed to do"
Death: "...MOVE...FORWARD"
Player: "What happens after I die"
Death: ".........NOTHING"
Player: "Can you move?"
Death: "*moves*"
Player: "You are not death you are silly bitch bitch bitch bitch cunt"
Death: "...DISRESPECT"
Player: "You are not death you are not death you are not death faaaarrrrrrrtttt"
Death: "CAREFUL. OTHERS......NOT PATIENT"
Player: "FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF"
Death: "....BE....PATIENT"
Player: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO "
Death: "ALL......ENDS....NO....RUSH"
Player: "What the fuck am I supposed to do in this shitty game"